About this Blog

Why it’s so awesome!

Hi,

I’m Harry Nipples.  I’ve been an affiliate marketer for over 12 years and have made this blog because I grew tired of trying to make money with SEO.  Nothing sucks more than creating a site that and subjecting it to the unknown rules of a faceless corporation who has no inherent intention in helping you make money.

Backlinking sucks

There, I said it!  It’s boring, tedious and I would rather listen to Mac & Me on repeat for a year straight than create another f*cking backlink.

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Media Buying

For those beginning their Internet Marketer career, media buying can seem risky due to the potentially high upfront costs and high potential for failure.

SEO seems like a low-risk, easy barrier of entry into making your first dollar online. All it takes is time and patience right?

Wrong! Time is money.  The time you take to learn to how google’s algorithm works and wait patiently to see if you f*cking backlinks actually help you rank is time you’re wasting not making money elsewhere.

Playing It Safe Is Riskier than You Think

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Those that dare, succeed. I dared to invest my money into media buying.  I succeeded in creating a thriving online business.

About 4 years ago I discovered the wonderful world of bought traffic. It comes in many forms:

  • CPC
  • CPM
  • CPV
  • Video
  • Social Shoutouts
  • etc.

Since then, I’ve put aside SEO to focus strictly on paid traffic.

Why I created this blog

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Firstly, I’m awesome and I want everyone else to know it.

Secondly, sometimes I need to blow off some steam. Smashing away at a keyboard is strangely therapeutic for me.

Thirdly, sharing ideas and strategies with a community encourages idea sharing which can be beneficial to me and anyone else reading this blog.

Fourthly, why the f*ck not? It’s my time and I’ll do whatever I want to do with it!

What You’ll Learn

My mission is to make the learning curb for media buying easier for anyone looking to get started and …

My articles will include:

  • Lists and reviews of popular tools, networks and providers
  • Real world case studies
  • Step-by-step tutorials
  • Whatever the f*ck else I deem worthy to share with you

Sit back, chug another redbull and start wishing you had picked the blue pill.